Your Invitation to The Royal Wedding
You thought your invitation to the royal wedding was lost in the mail. No way. Here it is. Get out your top hat, your pearls and prepare to celebrate.
Queen Elizabeth II and the Royal Prince Phillip
Cordially invite you to the wedding of their grandson,
Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton
Friday, April 29, 2011 at Westminster Abbey.
Virtual Service to be held at the World Headquarters for Everybody Eats News where you are invited to attend if you can’t make it to Westminster. In keeping with the solemnity of the occasion, EENews will begin festivities at 4 am, EST. Wear your best pajamas, pearls for the ladies, top hats for the gents, and your best floral hat.
A traditional British breakfast will be served at EENews. The menu includes champagne, bangers, black pudding salt-cured loin bacon, fried eggs, grilled tomato, baked beans and grilled mushrooms.
Scones and clotted cream with fresh wild berry jam, as well as the Bride’s choice of the English Wedding cake. Coffee and gallons of tea. Cheery O. See you Friday morning, crack ‘o dawn